Everyone needs a sassy gay friend!

So this rainy, gray, lazy Sunday is a great time to share my recent favorite videos going around the gay intertubes.

Here's what would have happened differently if Juliet had a sassy-gay-friend:


...and Ophelia (from Hamlet):


...and Desdemona (from Othello):


Any favorite lines from these? Do you have a sassy gay friend? Are *you* the sassy gay friend?